Get ready for a taste/snacks attack/monster munch sensation! These crunchy/slobbery/chewy Frankenturtle bites/Frankensnacks/Turtle treats are flying off the shelves/the talk of the town/going wild! Each bite is bursting with flavor/a prehistoric party in your mouth/packed with a punch! Made with only the finest ingredients/weirdest weeds/most delec… Read More

Get ready to roll your shell off at Frankenturtle's Boodie Snicker Spectacular! It's gonna be a totally party with piles of sticky treats, bountiful boodie bites, and a riot of dancing turtles. You won't want to avoid this epic event! Bring your best shell-shaking moves! Prepare for a sugar rush like no other! Don't forget your appetite - there… Read More

Yesterday was a real hoot when that silly Freankenturtle got into some serious Boody-Snickle {shenanigans|. He got the urge to draw with his feet, and let's just say, it was a complete a masterpiece! The house is now covered in a rainbow of blobs. The landlord was not too pleased about it, but Freankenturtle just giggled and scampered. I guess that… Read More